Skankin' Pickle - Asian Man lyrics

Ahh, Very fine chineese rock n' roll I'm sick of people telling me That dog shouldn't be eaten as a delicacy. Yo, it tastes good Like a sandwich meat And heck I like it And it's low in calories You eat cow and I eat dog One moos one barks but both are animals What can I say I have a rat for a pet. Can I help it if I like the taste of mans best friend Look at me man I am invincible I'm back from the past And I am the principal. I can't die I'm like a piece of pie I see the bowl of rice And I eat the fly Elvis is dead I'm still alive If you're wonderin who is me I am Bruce Lee I jump tall buildings And I chop you suey Stick your tongue at me And i just say fuey. I worship the Buddha yeah That fat gold man it's concept religion Something you don't understand Searching for enlightnement I gotta pay the rent What can I do they call me Asian Man