Sk**z - 2011 Rap Up lyrics

Well excuse me, take a few minutes to mellow out Your boy Sk**z on the mic back to tell about The year 2011, who else gonna spit it to you? Since you keep asking, I guess (I'm gonna give it to you) The year started off with predictions galore With birds falling out the sky and fish washing ashore Great! What a way to start the race Then Gucci Mane gets an ice cream cone tatted on his face You thinking about a face tat? Reconsider And Ciara got played by Rihanna on Twitter Kim K proved she can hardly sing And we got caught up in the maddness of Charlie Sheen Winning! If you didn't hear, Rebecca Black's best day of the week? Worst song of the year And the quake left the coast of Japan in ruins Y'all watched the royal wedding Like you actually knew em! And the government was slacking or causing distractions Talking about shutting down.. I knew that wasn't gonna happen! I shout Obama though and Senate's the fashion Cause we ended up toe-tagging that boy Bin Laden But Oprah tho? She went out like a pro And kept it real cla**y for her very last show Got her own network, but that's moving kinda slow The moral of the story is "be careful what you ask for" Anthony Weiner had it rough Weiner tweeted his weiner, fam I ain't making this up! And the media wins, cause I'd be damned if we Could take our eyes off Casey Anthony Innocent? I was sure they caught her Is it me or was that one bad episode of Law & Order And Schwarzenegger? He need a life teacher Bro, you was going raw tho? In the housekeeper? And every girl in the world went crazy When Beyonce announced she was having her baby That's power! But ladies, you can calm down It's not like you getting invited to her baby shower! And Kim K said the wedding wasn't fake Her marriage? That was shorter than the East Coast earthquake And yeah we watched the throne But Lil Wayne's jeggings? Man, them pants had a life of they own A couple Twitter beefs got escalated But the best one was Ray J and Fab in Vegas They had me laughing out loud I wonder where Ray is..(I'm with the Money Team right now) Protestors got deep, and people went from Occupying Wall Street to occupying all streets Technology? Full-blown Cause if you don't have an iPhone Well.. you don't have an iPhone RIP to Steve Jobs fasho Cause that's how you change the world before you go Conrad Murray tho? Hit with fines And found guilty, he gon have to do that time Herman Cain rocked out and dropped out The NFL dodged it, but the NBA had a lockout Threw the season off-course Damn Kobe! No prenup? Now a divorce?! Vanessa gonna see a lot of cake So don't be surprised if Kobe misses every shot he takes This year was so crazy, and that old lady Know damn well that Bieber ain't father her baby Just cause I wanna do it, for no reason at all I'mma just throw in a "Maybach Music" The troops came home and that was great But there's no humor to be found in What was done at Penn State Three thousand home runs, Jeter's the dude And people still getting famous off of Youtube views The white girl rapping was my choice But where's the homeless guy? The one with the radio voice! Hoes keep winning tho, and you ain't gotta be a wife To be on a wife reality show A lot of d**hs this year, was a shame to see From Amy Winehouse to my man Heavy D We lost a lot of people, to say the least And they will all be missed, may they rest in peace Y'all take care of yourselves And make sure you celebrate life in 2012