We got a burner Doc! Yeah, uh, yeah, y'all know what it is, uh Its Sk**z We back uh I mean y'all asked for it, so I had to do it again Knowhatimsayin? Yeah, '03, let's go Yo, its the S-K-I to them Double-L-Z y'all Recappin the 2 Double-0 3 y'all R. Kelly saved face He wrote so many hits that we forgot about his s** case Everybody got a hit from the king But I ain't get the mask and the whole Pied Piper thing Till I found out who that really is Ain't that the dude that left town with all the little kids? Label of the year would have to be Shady I watched Lil Jon turn into J.D And speakin of attraction Don't you get sick when you realize he hit Janet Jackson? Da Band got a easy break And had the whole world talkin bout not walkin for cheese cake And here's the funny part The blackout hit and you had to walk just to sit in the dark Rappers kept fake pimpin' And don't lie you know you like watchin Jessica Simpson And ey'body kept iPods flashin' Styles came home, Yayo went back in The industry was silent The dummy move of the year That would be Kobe Bryant Y'all think she lyin? Thats the second time Kobe been on T.V. cryin I'm like damn Kobe In high school you was the man Kobe What the hell happened to you? Sean Paul stayed busy They careers looked iffy So Madonna decided to kiss Britney That sent a shock through the city I wasn't shocked What would've shocked me if she kissed Missy And the south made a come back Note to BET I don't wanna see Bone Crusher's bu*t crack Ja Rule got madder, we watched the Farrakahn special Irv watched the Viagra What's next? we movin on Ey'body forgot about the girl that made the uh-oh song 50 kept stuntin Club songs of the year Joe Budden or Pharrell with 'Frontin' Roc The Mic was the tour But didn't you feel bad for Lil' Kim performin at the BET awards? If you agree wit this one then wave your hands Who's tired of the throwbacks and the chickenhead dance? Okay, same here Nelly and Chingy got robbed in the same year Shocked? I'mma say it quite clurr When your boys in Philly man Have his bodyguard 'Right Thurr' Labels wasn't doin well They put gold tickets in albums to boost the sales And thats saddenin' Cuz if you got a gold ticket you prolly copped the CD from Bin Laden As far as couples go they was on the hush strictly Beyonce and Jay-Z, Vivica and 50 I told you Ben and Jen was shifty Everybody make some noise if you went to see Gigli! .... Alright, okay As far as American Idol, the winner was Clay Pregnancy on TV was Toni Braxton Ashanti came back lookin' like Janet Jackson Beyonce hit the top If you a female singer And I ain't call your name? You flopped Jay-Z was done Thank God we got the ODB show on VH1 Cam'Ron made 'em think I can't believe that dudes was walkin around my hood in pink Thank God I'm a southerner Cuz you know its over once you got the Terminator for your governor Oukast was wil'yin Video of the year goes to Dre Ice Cold 3000 This year was kinda lame It's funny, the league replaced Kobe with Lebron James The Roy Jones fight was foul And BET don't love nobody like B2K and Bow Wow He barely went gold fa sho Jermaine prolly in Atlanta like I told you so Kanye sipped the siz-yurp Zino found a tape wit Eminem usin the N wiz-ord Em I doubt that you a racist kid Thank God ya sh** hit the fan the same week that Mike's did And Mike be confused again We don't know if he tuckin 'em in or stuffin 'em in Question is will they nail him? To me he don't look like LaToya, he look like Liz Taylor Diddy ran the marathon well Hottest show on TV hands down Dave Chappelle These labels is sinkin So when you say Rawkus, I say what the hell I was thinkin? Hottest song In Da Club by 50 And since she got the thighs out I'm lookin at Missy Jay tried to leave like Mike RIP to Soulja Slim, Rerun, and Barry White This year y'all did it fa sho This Sk**z welcomin y'all to the Double-0 4