Go I've got a new friend She's hangin' on my wall She's not like the others She's the fairest of them all When the world it brings me down And life don't flow my way I'm thinkin' I should end it all But I got a new solution I got a new solution I'm gonna pick up some beer And stay at home And stare at my Claire Danes poster Sometimes my stomach hurts Early in the day But one look in her direction And the pain just goes away When I toss and turn at night And I can't go to sleep There's too much sh** swimming in my head But I got a new solution I got a new solution I'm gonna pick up some beer Stay at home And stare at my Claire Danes poster She looks so b**hin' She always listens She never tells me I'm a loser I'm a loser She is so beautiful And she always understands Every once in awhile I pretend she's my hand Go I'm gonna pick up some beer Stay at home And stare at my Claire Danes poster She looks so b**hin' She always listens She never tells me I'm a loser loser Pick up some beer Stay at home And stare at my Claire Danes poster She looks so b**hin' She always listens She never tells me I'm a loser loser Loser loser Loser loser Loser loser