Size 14 - Give Satan A Hug lyrics

Verse 1: I picked up the telephone and called the information, I said wanted that Number for the local church of Satan, I wrote down the number on a scrap of Paper and then I called him on the phone, (then I called him on the phone) He answered in his deep dark voice and said that he was crying, I asked why Are you sad, cuz everyone is lying, saying he's the reason so many people Are dying, he feels like he is all alone I know it's hard to forget about, what the old folks always scream and Shout, they say that Satan's a really bad guy (but it's not true) Chorus: Give Satan a Hug and tell him that you love him Give Satan a hug and sell your soul to him Cuz it's hard to be the king of the under world, and it's hard to be the Guy with the pointy tail Verse 2: I was walking down the street and a lady came up to me and said Jesus Christ is coming back, he's gonna raise up from the dead, I better get Ready cuz if I don't I'll be seeing red and then I'm gonna burn in hell Satan told me that that's not the case he's gonna kick his a**, then he's Gonna give everyone in the world a bag of gra** after that it will be like When T Rex says, life's a gas, everything will be real swell. (everything Will be real swell) Chorus 2 repeat... Post Chorus: Satan's a man he's just a normal guy, Satan's a man you shouldn't make him Cry Bridge: Satan, I know your down there, and I've been thinking about you a Lot Me and all the guys in Size 14 were gonna give you a great big hug! Chorus repeat with gang vocals... END