SixtyMinutes - Raw in Five: 3/16/15 lyrics

Show opens with Seth Rollins being hypocritical, declaring Randy Orton a snake, and calling what he did a betrayal. J & J security, Kane, and Big Show show their remorse and claim responsibility for the beating Seth suffered. Seth adresses the Wrestlemania challenge issued in an interview by Randy Orton, saying he'll only accept if Orton faces him in the main event of Raw. Randy Orton interrupts. Tells him to bring it on. Even if he gets his a** kicked tonight by the Authority, it'll all be worth it when he kicks Seth's a** and destroys him at Wrestlemania. AJ Lee faces Nikki Bella. They get a decent amount of screen time (SHOCKER!). The ending is interesting; Paige is arguing with Brie Bella at ring side, and Brie snaps, tossing Paige into the ring post. AJ sees this and is distracted by her hurt friend, to which Nikki takes advantage and hits a savage right forearm, and then following it up with a Rack Attack. Kane and Big Show argue a bit backstage, but in-comes Seth Rollins b**hing at them. Kane is having none of it, tells Seth he won't be at ring-side tonight. Big Show walks out implying the same. Rusev and Cena have a contract signing for Wrestlemania. Rusev brings an attorney that sounds like a Texas martian and says in order for Rusev to sign the contract, Cena has to let him make a speech. And Rusev makes the same speech he does all the time, "ra ra f** america ra ra american weak ra ra american s**." He finishes and signs. Contract signing over. Brock Lesnar vignette plays, and damn it's bada**. Brock explains just how much he enjoys pain and suffering. He doesn't care who he's facing, he'll beat the sh** out of them. Ends up literally saying he will "f** Roman Reigns up" and the promo ends. Seth Rollins is backstage yet again, this time with J&J Security. Jamie Noble tries bringing up the fact that it was partially Seth's fault when he got his a** handed to him by Orton last week. Seth slaps him in the damn face and insults him, causing Jamie to say he quits! Joey Mercury does the same, shrugging his shoulders as he walks off. Forgettable segments As a replay from Smackdown, Ryback demolishes The Miz. After the match, when Mizdow goes to help Miz up, he gets hit with a Skullcrushing Finale. No indication of a reason. Just...ya know..bam. Rest in peace Mizdow. A bunch of contestants from the Andre The Giant Battle Royale face off. Mark Henry ends up winning. Snore-fest.