Surprise, Surprise there's a man downstage. Surprise, Surprise I'm in a bar. Surprise, Surprise It's my turn to play. I'm overworked and underpaid. I drive to work in a rented bus, 200 miles or more a day, Just so that you can get a look at us And figure out if we're worth you paid. Too many potential flings Too many bands to depened. Over 60,000 miles I travelled To drink more beer than Al Capone bottled (and did he bottle..) I used to live the nightlife, But now the nightlife's living me. Too many times I had too many Because there's too many people watching me They're watching me. Surprise, Surprise I remember them all. Surprise, Surprise we ain't pissed them off. Surprise, Surprise I kind of miss the past Surprise, Surprise it went by so fast. Surprise, Surprise .