My girlfriend wants my bestfriend My best friend wants my girlfriend How much more messed up could my life be? My sister wants my girlfriend My girlfriend wants my bestfriend What do I have to do to get away from this misery? I don't what to say or what to do All I know is that I hate them so f** them anyway I want my girlfriend in bed My bestfriend's already been there Where the hell have I been? I was with her every night My sister was with my girlfriend I wonder what they're doing I caught them on my bed, those modern age lesbians Maybe you'd think that I would care That I can't get into her underwear That my life would really s** like this But I don't really give a sh** And even though they've done me wrong All I'll do is sing this song Maybe there's more that I should miss But all I know is that I'm pissed