Sir Ricky Sbragia - Shine Bright like a Mackem lyrics

Today's victory over Martinez's Lancashire cracks and the demise of the mag at the hands of a belegured Reading will have sent a message to the very core of Englsih football - SAFC are the elite of the North East once again. Indeed whilst we avoid the safe haven of atheism, Mackems have ALWAYS been reluctant to argue for ouw natural or fated endownment of superiority. GONE is the enforced placement's of the pieman's cod f**ing favourite- as we herald a dawn of power and sk** above 'tenacity'. IN with Alfie - we have the future collosus of the SAFC midfield - the lynchpin - whose coming will be the first droppings of stone that preview the avalanche. The mag has based his very existance since 1983 upon opposition to Mackemdom in all fields. His twisted mindset would have us destroyed. Yet the people of Mackemdom will not stand for his ruse. Mr Sbragia had the mag on the floor, his kness squeezing his putrid breath from his being - befre the pieman failed to force his (considerable) weight to this cause aqnd offered the guts of mackemdom in a shameful display of cod f**ing subserviance. MONs Sbragian Moment, his Churchillian Destiny - is now upon us. Ricky