Sir Jinx - Operation CB lyrics

[Intro] Every eleven minutes, across the USA A man is a victim of co*k Blocking This action usually results in broken friendships The following, is an example.. [Skit] Kool: Aiyyo Jinx Jinx: Hey wha**up G? Kool: This girl'll be here in a minute Jinx: Uh-huh Kool: The b**h got a nice a**, and I'm tryin to get in it Jinx: Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this sh**? Kool: To make sure you don't mind Jinx: Uh-huh Kool: chillin out while I hit it Jinx: Naww n***a, I'll just turn on the TV set Jinx: Get paid, hit the skins, get some p**y, get your dick wet Kool: Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell *ding dong ding dong* Kool: The b**h is ringin on my bell [Verse 1] Opened the door, "Wha**up baby? Yo come on in Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend" Now everything is going according to plan "Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Wha**up baby?) I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat "Yo Jinx," "Wha**up?" "Later n***a, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!" I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused.. .. I'm gonna get some drawers So we laid on the bed and I just smiled Because I'm dreamin about f**in her doggystyle So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her *zipper sound* f** it, I'll just pull down her zipper Feelin her a**, and damn the sh** is soft "Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?" I got the who*e ready to let a n***a score *knocking* Yo who the fu*k is at my door? *knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the fu*k is up?" [Interlude] "Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and sh** You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh" [Verse 2] "What water n***a? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight" "Now leave me the f** alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man" So then I slammed the door shut *door slams* I turned around this b**h is pullin her pants back on her bu*t Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* I'm tryin to convince her but the sh** didn't work So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops) Yeah don't worry, that same sh** won't happen twice *knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??" sh**, didn't even get my jock in *knocking* Cause n***as like Jinx is co*k Blocking [Refrain] "Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" "And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" [Verse 3] Thinkin of a b**h I could be hittin, for no salary So I called Valerie, found out the b**h was babysittin The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now s**in my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup She said, "Come over I'm alone" And I was knockin at the door before the b**h hung up the phone "Hey wha**up baby? You know I miss you" "Wha**up?" Yeah that's some sh** you gotta say to get your dick into the p**y tissue Went in the house and had a seat The little boy put fifty motherf**in toys by my feet Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps I wish this little motherf**er'd take his a** to sleep Now my leg got crazy scratches I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his a** a book of matches (Hey!) I couldn't even get a rap Without this little motherf**er jumpin his a** into my b**h's lap I started rubbin on her curves But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves I pulled the b**h up by her hair "What's the matter baby?" "Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby" She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here" I was undressin on the way to get a head start And then I let the door shut Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the who*e's bu*t s**in on her titties like candy Five minutes later had her comin in her panties Now she's ready for the dick "Yo you ready b**h?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!" Down on her knees is where she dropped s**in on and s**in on and s**in on my co*k Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open What the hell is this about? *child crying* She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth Yeah, the little n***a's throwin a fit Talkin about he's hungry and sh** "Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him" But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him He already gave my leg a cut Now the little ba*tard is f**in up my nut She, didn't even get the lead off So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off (Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherf**er now we even Forty-five minute pa**ed, the b**h ain't back, f**it I'm leavin I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!) "Later b**h," "No wait baby" "Drop dead!" "What??" "And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh.. f** you and that little n***a for co*k Blockin!" [Refrain] "Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" "And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" [Outro] So all you n***as with the helmets and shoulderpads Stay the fu*k away from me, word up The next time you wanna block n***a Try out for the Jets baby, word up Yo, that n***a Polo's co*k Blockin like a motherf**er That n***a Jinx is co*k Blockin My dancers are straight up roadblocks n sh** That n***a Bill Bla** has been co*k Blockin all his life And that n***a Eric B.'s co*k Blockin