[Verse 1] b**h you want this dick, yeah you know it's good s**ing on my nuts like a good girl should Oh yeah, back that a** up, you know I want that hole Put that sh** on my face, you know I wanna eat it whole While I'm licking on that c*nt, I want your juice Call me Mr. Professor, I'm calling your legs obtuse Call me Mother Goose, my tongue is putting you to sleep But when we in public, I gotta straight creep I want your hand under that tablecloth She's attracted to my shine like she was a moth She wants a tug, she wants a pull The meal ain't even here but she's already full Her mouth watering, she's craving the d She don't want no appetizer, want a full course of me So put down your fork and pick up my dick Get a good handful and yank that sh** [Hook] Freak me under the table [Interlude] [Verse 2] Yeah it's thick, that's the whole point USDA approved, you're gonna get the whole point My meat's elite, I can shake it to the beat You gotta take a seat and take the cream I secrete Go down south like a trip to Texas When these b**hes eat my co*k they always say I'm the bestest Because I'm Sir D, you can't handle me The dick so good, nickname: Philanthropy Bill Gates You know this sh** great She freak me under tables, so I never have to 'bate She eats every inch, so I never have to worry When she opens up her mouth, she swallows a McFlurry I'm the jury, I'm also the judge I find you guilty for eating my sludge So you better get freaky, you better be able I'm getting pretty antsy, I need it under the table [Hook] Freak me under the table [Interlude] [Verse 3] Yeah b**h, you know you want the dick You want every inch, so take that sh** Freak me under the table Freak me under the table Yeah b**h, you want that sh** So take every inch and get a grip Freak me under the table Freak me under the table Yeah b**h, you want that dick In your mouth so s** it like a big old b**h Freak me under the table Freak me under the table Freak Freak Freak Freak Uhhhh