[Hook] All I do is cum, ha ha ha ha So f** me (f** me) [Verse] I'm f**ing hoes in public on Narragansett Even sliding co*k inside on public transit The f** bandit is at it again And when you feel the girth that sh**'s not pretend And it will never end because I got the length If you got the p**y, I got the strength Make you go to sleep cause the f** so sturdy Then you need a shower cause that f** so dirty Jennette McCurdy wanna get flirty Even if she nerdy, gonna sing like a birdy Then I'm putting it inside Jennifer Lopez Blast on her stomach, s** tape in low res It's not The Dreamers with Eva Green It's rise of my dick because the tits is mean You know what I mean, s** movie scene Except the tape is private and the set's a king As in bed, while Stoya's getting the bread And Kari Bryon busting the myth of giving me head (Busted) all down her dress f**ing Jessica Chobot on top her NES And maybe Alison can give me a Haislip Stefani is a rich girl but she s** tip Giada De LauRentiis and Eva Mendes Are my apprentice for trying to bend dis Allison Brie gonna worship me And when I f** for free, I get Katy Perry Moving forward, Oliva Munn Put it in her mouth then I cum on her bum Megan Fox, Taylor Swift both sharing my meat Kristen Stewart use my face as a seat I feel Jena Malone s**ing on my nips Lady GaGa is pulling hard on my hips Shove 'em all off, I need some brain Call up Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain But number one on speed dial is the most hot, son So press the bu*ton and hit up Emma Watson Then they take turns admiring my penis Because you know Sir D gets the very meanest And when I cum, I'm not the cleanest Send that b**h right back to venus But that's a taste, just a little preview Of all the girls chilling in my rear view But soon I gotta put my dick in something new Jenna Coleman, you know I'm coming for you [Hook]