Oh there's a planet in my kitchen There's something funny in the soup Mop the floor Lock the door Flying Saucers in the room Did you hear that fly? Knives and spoons of mountain dunes A freezer full of loony tunes Detergent bubbles There's millions of those buggers And there's a bucket in the moon Did the kitchen sink wink? Tornados of cornflakes And snowflakes Tea cups in orbit Hello? Did you hear that fly? Well I'm not waiting any longer I'll just sneak back in the larder And wait Planet Kitchen's taken over There's a planet in my kitchen Now there's a kitchen in my planet Planet Kitchen's taken over It's taken over