Sintax.The.Terrific - Rap King Cole lyrics

Welcome back to the stage I'm bout to turn this page Christmas jammies? Come on y'all this ain't Christmas jammies [Verse 1] I saw him i promise Christmas in Hollis An african american St. Nicholas honest A miracle on MLK Jr. Blvd. Yes Virginia black santa comes hard Up on the rooftop slang deer paws Down comes santa in baggy fit draws Stereotypes no need for applause My stereo's type is that I only drop jaws Y'all acting appalled like somebody broke laws Visions of sugar plumbs crushed for a cause Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter Imagine him green and white striped doesn't matter Caliper his arm body ma** data The ideal weight for santa and no fatter I don't know what's sadder this holy night That you believe that he's real or that he has to be white [Chorus] Smoke filled lounge St. Nick cooled out In the corner blowing pipes yup hyping the crowd Improvising on the mic like he's scatting get down Santa claus is coming to town Smoke filled lounge St. Nick cooled out In the corner blowing pipes yup hyping the crowd Improvising on the mic like he's scatting get down Santa claus is definitely brown [Verse 2] Nat King Cole record spinning slow Like the glow of a groove where no stylus would ever go Evergreen better snow ever seen a better flow Whether no family is willing to brave the weather yo Yule tide care around the table turkey defeathered so Pa** me the dumplings pops is grumbling 'bout whoever knows Tacky sweater contest to see who looking clever though Mother in law every year steals show Don't think i'll let it go y'all stepping to a pro Tried to deck the halls with a corny christmas video Biting my family down to the gray hair When it comes to season's beatings we do not play fair You better be prepared for me to finish what you started Better black Friday make a deal cuz I'm target Being lighthearted 'bout pajamas ain't a joke, fam Forget to draw the strings those things are getting yoked, man [Chorus]