[Verse 1] I was born on a bean bag chair Buck rogers on the rabbit ears trying to make the reception clear Aquaman underoos wear Thundercats Ho! what you know about Tygra's lair This crown of fire red hair I flair my mane this ain't a game of truth or dare This is a lifetime of on my derrière type preparing This is 72 hours straight of same clothes wearing Television staring, mom and dad glaring Tear into a box set of WarHammer dragons From Bilbo Baggins to S.R. Hadden I've read or watched it all sitting down is my pa**ion But now I'm outstanding Millennium Falcon landing From Marvel to DC to graphic novel branding Finger on the buzzer first my hand wins I know it all cause I'm the last fan standing [Hook] I've been sitting I've been sitting I've been sitting my whole life to be last fan standing I've been sitting I've been sitting I've been sitting my whole life to be last fan standing Ive been reading I've been watching I've been sitting my whole life to be the last fan standing I've been streaming I've been gaming I've been aiming my whole life to be the last fan standing [Verse 2] What you know about the 2600 hundred At an 8 bit clip become the joystick hunted Little boy wonder digital toy hunger Mythical discoveries make every day summer What you know about V what you know about the Wii What you know about the original Evil Dead Trilogy What you know about Bruce Lorne Campbell And a trivia storm of facts that you just can't handle What you know when the crowd goes wild Because you just quoted verbatim some IMDB profile Even Michael Myers mask has gotta smile You're the master of Netflix and the UHF dial You sacrificed a social life and any sense of style You read every comic book to finally top the pile The hero and the vile from zero to last mile You're the last fan standing cause you've been sitting a while [Hook]