[NEELY] You'll find happy hearts and smiling faces And tolerance for the ethnic races, in Denton [HARRY] You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence [EMILY] Tenderness and innocence, in Denton [VANCE] You'll find conference rooms and a children's playground Denton is a real OK town Civic pride and civic duty And Denton girls are... (Wolf Whistle) Full of beauty [CHEERLEADERS] You may call us the goody goody two shoes We're here to cheer you with the good news! That D-E-N-T-O-N Gets T-E-N, that's ten out of ten! [RALPH] If you're looking for a life of leisure [MACY] You're going to get a whole lot to please ya [RALPH] Again and again... [MACY] And again and again... [RALPH & MACY] And again! [AUDIENCE] Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is, you're OK Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the home of youth You're America's truth You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A! [EMILY] This is the Mecca of America! [HARRY] The Bethlehem of the West! [EMILY] This is the birthplace of the virtuous! [HARRY] The home of happiness! [MACY] Leisurewise, we're sure you will adapt [RALPH] Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday [CHEERLEADERS] And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map! [AUDIENCE] Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is, you're OK Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the home of youth You're America's truth You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is, you're OK Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the acceptable face Of the human race You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A!