Verse 1: Chillin' on the mothership with half a fifth of scotch in me Bout to smoke another spliff, indulge in the debauchery Sparked a Cuban cross blunt, infidel cash flow Pimpin' wasn't easy 'til I acted like an a**hole b**hes wasn't f**in right now it ain't a ha**le Crystal meth like kryptonite, they spun like titty ta**els The future ain't traditional I'm finding it unusual Since weed became medicinal I'm hooked on pharmaceuticals Not an alcoholic though I made it to the funeral Life's and ugly harlot so I'm drinking 'til shes beautiful Excuse the bloody cuticles, and breaks and sticky finger tips Didn't trust the government and burnt off my finger prints Went to jail the next day, didn't really give a sh** Said I was a citizen without a birth certificate Abducted by an alien species in a Cadillac I f**ed a lot of b**hes And I'll put it as my epitaph Hook (2x): Now I'm now I'm on my pimp sh** Higher than A blimp sh** And everything is dope My life is something like Sid Vicious Women give me kisses so can I get a witness Notorious contradiction, f** money get b**hes Verse 2: Arrested on a Sunday bailed out on Monday Still drunk from the last night Driving through a one way the wrong way I guess that I was being irresponsible Intestines pourin out me when they brought me to the hospital Tailor fitted noose around my neck like an accessory In one big room with all the bad b**hes next to me And we've been drinking heavily, steadily that's my melody Violate the jury til they drop the f**in' felony Went into the mosh pit swinging fists obnoxious Pre-teenage b**h gettin' knocked unconscious My style's been concocted and nobody can top it Bouncer started rushin' in and tellin me to stop it Been in purgatory, born and raised, but i don't rep it Because its hard to rep a planet when you always second guess it It's 11 AM I'm still throwin up shrooms I watch em blowin' up moons I hope I'm growin' up soon Now check it Hook (2x): Now I'm now I'm on my pimp sh** Higher than a blimp sh** And everything is dope My life is something like Sid Vicious Women give me kisses so can I get a witness Notorious contradiction, f** money get b**hes