Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor He's Flanders and he's really really lame Flanders tried to wreck my song His views on birth control are wrong I hate his guts and Flanders is his name F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S he's the man that i hate best I'd like to see his house go up in flames F-L-A, his name is Ned E-R-S, such a stupid name He's worse than Frankenstein or doctor no You can't upset him even slightly he just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly his leftorium is an emporium of woa F-L-A, don't yell at Ned D-E-R, his wife is dead everbody hates that stupid jerk Springfield rocks with homers joyous loathing filling clubs with angry valentinos you don't have to move your feet just hate Flanders to the disco beat he's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino if you despise polite left handers then i'll doubt you'll like Ned Flanders or his creepy little offspring rod and tod that's us! Hooray! F-L-A, his name is Ned E-R-S, he's so white bread the smiling mustache geek that walks with go-o-o-od