[Homer] Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father, I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with things the way they are [Lisa] I'm getting used to never getting noticed [Bart] I'm stuck here until I can steal a car [Marge] The house is still a mess And I'm going bald from stress! [Homer, Bart & Lisa] But we're happy just the way we are! [Flanders] They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbour [Homer] - Shut up, Flanders [Flanders] Okely-dokely-doo [Shary] Don't think it's sour grapes But you're all a bunch of apes And so I must be leaving you!