Boy, the way the Bee Gees played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days And you knew where you were then Watching shows like Gentle Ben Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again "Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac Coming out of my eight-track Michael Jackson still was black Those were the days Bart was feeling mighty blue It's a shame what school can do For no reason, here's Apu Those were the days