Simpsons - The Boozehound lyrics

[Shary Bobbins] In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer just two bucks a gla** C'mon help me I'm freezing my a** Buy me a brandy or a snifter of wine Who am I kidding, I'll just drink turpentine [Moe] Move it, ya drunk Or I'll blast your rear end [Barney] But I found two bucks [Moe] Then come in, my friend [Shary Bobbins] And so, let us leave on this heartwarming scene [Bart] Can I be a boozehound? [Homer] Not 'til you're fifteen