Simpsons - The American Way lyrics

[Shary Bobbins] If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout! Don't sob! Just do a half-a**ed job! If you cut every corner, It's really not so bad. Everybody does it, Even Mum and Dad. If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad! [Bart] It's the American way! [Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet. [Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! [Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat! [Apu] For meat [Shary Bobbins] And milk [Apu] And milk! [Shary Bobbins & Apu] From nineteen-eighty-four! [Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play! [Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!