Homer: You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart and nobody would care But the heart and soul of springfield's in our Maison Derriere Belle: We're the sauce on you steak We're the cheese in your cake we put the Spring in Springfield Dancers: We're the lace on the nightgown The point after touchdown Yes we put the Spring in Springfield Belle: We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price Reverand Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals Dancers: Our skimpie costumes ain't so bad They seem to entertain your dad Belle:The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine Yes, we keep the spring in Springfield Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner: We remember our first visit Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite! Mrs Quimby: Why, Joseph, I had no idea! Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here! [Grampa & Jasper] Without it, we'd have had no fun Since March of 1961! Bart: To shut them down now would be twisted Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney: We just heard this place existed Dancers: We're the highlights in your hairdo Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu! Dancers: So, don't take the Spring Men: We won't take the Spring All: Yes, let's keep the SPRING in Springfield!