[Homer] Who can take your trash out Stomp it down for you Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do? The Garbage Man! [Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage Man Can! [Homer & Garbage Men] The Garbage Man can And he does it with a smile And never judges you [Marge] Who can take this diaper? [Garbage Man] I don't mind at all! [Chief Wiggum] Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? The Garbage Man! [Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage Man can [U2] The sanitation folks Are jolly friendly blokes Courteous and easygoing [The Edge] They'll mop up when you're o- [U2 & Garbage Men] -ver flowin'! [Bono] And tell you when your arse is showing! [Apu] Who can? [Sideshow Mel] Who can? [Ned Flanders] Who can? [Oscar the Grouch] Who can? [All] The Garbage Man can! [Bart & Lisa] Coz he's Homer Simpson, man! [All] He cleans the world for you!