Simpsons - The Day The Violence Died (Medley) lyrics

A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun! Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh... Sorry about this kids... But stay tuned, We've got some real good toy commercials comming up, I swear! (B) The Amendment Song Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress! Amendment: I'm not Garbage!! (Starts Singing) I'm an amendment to be, Yes an amendment to be, And I'm hoping that they,ll ratify me! There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom, I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em, 'Cause there's limits to our liberties 'Least I hope and pray that there are, 'Cause those liberal freaks go to far. (stop's singing) kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning Amendment: Because that would be unconstitutional. Bt if we change the constitution... Kid:...We could make all sorts of crazy laws!! Amendment: Now your catching on! (song fades away) Bart: What the hell is this? Lisa: It's one of those crappy 70's throwbacks that appeals to generation Xer's Bart: We need another Vietnam, thin out their ranks a little. (song returns But still talking) Kid: But what if they say your not good enough to be in the constitution? (sing again) Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me, And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay, If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay!! Congressman: Good News,amendment! They ratified ya! You're in the constitution!! Oh Yeah! Doors open, boys! (wild, hollering bills storm the capitol) Lisa: So, it's true some crtoons do encourage violence! (she punches Bart) Bart: OW