Simpsons - Born Under A Bad Sign lyrics

Homer: Born under a bad sign, Been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all. Hard luck and trouble, Been my only friend. I been on my own, Ever since I was ten. Born under a bad sign, I been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all. I don't like to read, I can hardly write, My whole life has been One big fight. Born under a bad sign, I been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck, I said I wouldn't have no luck at all. And that ain't no lie. You know, if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no kind of luck. If it wasn't for real bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all. You know fear of falling Is all I crave. A big bag of pork rinds Gonna carry me to my grave. Born under a bad sign, I been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck, I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all. Good take boys, yeah. I think now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name. How 'bout Muddy Simpson. No. Big Homer. T-Bone Homer. Blind Lemon Simpson. Blind Lemon-lime Homer. Blind Grapefruit Homer. Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer. No that's... they used that.