Simon Joyner - Godzilla lyrics

She says I'm a beast They ought to k** me and put me out of her misery Jerkin' her around like a yo-yo Like Godzilla walking over Tokyo Pulling people out of windows and cars Eating them whole with out thinking twice first Well that's me I guess, But why don't you give it a rest? She says a lot of things, I'm not surprised Significant others are inclined to improvise For example I'm the closit Don Juan Because I chew on my ice and s** on my gums And I make eyes at all her friends That irresistible pack of loose ends I'm already guilty so I guess I'll confess If you would just give it a rest And she says I'm a misogynist A selfish elfish hedonist That's just a misinterpretation I slip on my tongue and I get a gross exaggeration I never said Velma and Louise wasn't gender bending Don't tell me Jesus was a woman I won't contest You're just incapable of feeling So you might as well give yourself a rest I like woman but liquor is quicker I get down in the mouth and put my mind in the gutter And I can feel bottomless in a topless bar Because where woman are degraded, I can't be far Yes, that fits me like a black eye I'm the biggest mistake you'll ever deny A jerk, a piss ant and a scurvy insect But at least I loved you, so why won't you give it a rest