Friendship makes me sick It's the party that won't quit And poor Laura's stuck outside Where all the s**ers think it's always nice Scenesters know just where to hide And they know what you don't like Crazy Laura doesn't care She's not impressed with me much anywhere I think it's the drinking that I like And how she never looks me in the eye The cigarettes that help me hear her breathing When she is sleeping by my side The cut she gets from carrying a knife The name she likes to say instead of mine The way she won't say bye when she is leaving Keeps her always on my mind Be aware, this is enough Just to know these kids are drunk And Laura taught me to stay quiet You can't help anyone who don't know why I'm much more ugly than you think But it's hard this time of week And Crazy Laura doesn't care She's not impressed with me much anywhere I think it's the drinking that I like And how she never looks me in the eye The cigarettes that help me hear her breathing When she is sleeping by my side The cut she gets from carrying a knife The name she likes to say instead of mine The way she won't say bye when she is leaving Keeps me thinking through the day Of all her crooked ways