Simon Bookish - Interview lyrics

I find myself in an imposing boardroom lined in oak for a job interview On the long table in front of me is a sheaf of papers I rummage through (I) come across a brief, a job description but haven't time to read further as the door opens The interviewer turns out to be the raincheck ex-prime minister She sits down next to me I forget who she is immediatedly The questions she asks are very vague I forget them too I mumble vague responses Question 10 is very clear: "Leo, which British monarch do you most identify with, and why?" I reply, with conviction, "(Qu)ee(n) Victoria" I lied, I am very embarra**ed. Before I can apologise, The raincheck gets up and leaves the room. She is obviously upset by my tactless insult.