Simon Bookish - Alsatian Dog lyrics

The Alsatian dog walks past Adam and Eve The Alsatian dog finds it hard to believe That the lead is long and life's so long The Alsatian dog has been dreaming of Mumbai Reckons he'd look swell all lit up on the silver screen A juggernaut crashes into the lexicon A juggernaut crashes into a bungalow, too And he says "You can't define me Try as you might to pin me down If I lose my tongue for some reason I'll still be spoken all over town "I'm going to give you some offspring That's what I'm going to do But don't you dare think for one minute That they'll look like me, or they'll sound like you" Because the lead is long and life's so long What does he eat? Dog food or oyster sauce Millefeuille off the kitchen floor Plastic or kerosene Toast, jam, margarine Rare breeds or poppy seeds A peace pipe found amongst the weeds No time for the Saxon beast What does he eat? The French meats Venison, beef, pork, venison Beef, pork, venison, beef Pork, venison, beef, pork What does he use? A knife, a fork, and language