Some people in this town where I live Are just psychopaths Are just dull Have got a photograph with holes where the eyes were Have got a plastic bag inside a plastic bag I want to know Which one am I? It's not that I don't understand It's just I can't decide I need to know Which one am I? And should I turn on my TV set? Some people in this town where I live Have got some multicolored stationery Get hellfire d**h threats through the post more than most Have got four-wheel drive on the windmills of their mind Just watch the cathode ray I want to know Which one am I? It's not that I don't understand It's just I can't decide I need to know Which one am I? And should I turn on my TV set? Should I turn off my TV set? I need a new sense of humor And someone who can pick me up Not drag me down