Where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet? Cows in the ballroom, chickens in the farmer's corvette. Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed! How does an animal see once the sun has set? Bandits in the capital, limited civilian unrest. Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed! What kind of animal needs to smoke a cigarette? Gra** in the pasture is sharper than a bayonet. Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed! "Happiness won't leave me alone!" Sings the bird in his nest. "Get a load of this f**ing view, it's the best in the west!" Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed!