Silver Jews - Party Barge lyrics

Father drove a steamroller Momma was a crossing guard. She got rolled when he got steamed And I got left in charge Living in a little town with my pedigree in charge I chopped down a weakened willow tree And built this party barge Ports of call, dayglo bait Why not see a legend while it's still being made? Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park Jam too far propagating in the night My colleagues and a**ociates have kicked out all the lights Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge "This is lake directory, calling party barge. I'm on the phone with pump control, they say you are at large Send us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard" Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park Chicken fried pigeon in a sunny jane sauce Satan's j**eled laughter has your wife in its claws Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge "Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. This is lake directory, calling party barge."