I never met a man I didn't like Then I saw her at a barnyard show Spanish soup to go Watch out or it'll burn your hand With the clarity to show you where to stand And I never met a man I didn't like Except those Spanish dudes on a good night Say it again In time I'll come to believe Nervous mind is craving more Like the stopped watch I bought at the store I got a watch and it just shows me Bout time I bought my own TV On the way car decided to quit Never saw such a piece of Jap sh** And I never met a man I didn't like Except you my friend, on a good night Say it again In time I'll come to believe Down on Kettner Boulevard I called on my friend Gerard Said 'Gerard, gimme two hundred bucks It's been weeks since I've had a good f**' And I heard him and I knew he was bored Put down the phone and thanked the lord And I never met a man I didn't like Except you my friend, on a good night Say it again In time I'll come to believe Say it again In time I'll come to believe it