SiIvaGunner - Stone Halation lyrics

In a different time, across the distant sea You'll find the older modern stone age family Cars that can't be driven, lest you use your two legs Dinosaurs still roam this sacred world How do I know how much this loincloth will show? What's that sound in front of me? Shrieking raptor melody It can't stop, no it won't stop here in Bedrock Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone age family From the town of bedrock They're a page right out of history Let's ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time Doo-yabba-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-yabba da-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo We'll have a gay old time Who needs modern tech, what have you got to lose? Live in the stone age, you will never get the blues Join the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo Just be sure you pay your daily dues They're all cavemen, still living way back and when Bowling is the sport they like, unlikely they'll get a strike Ride on pterodactyls, they will all fly high! Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone age family From the town of bedrock They're a page right out of history Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight Then that cat will stay out for the night When you're with the Flintstones Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time Doo-yabba-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-yabba da-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo We'll have a gay old time My heart cries out, what do I call the pain? Feelings abound, now I know the name: Stone Halation How I can't wait, these feelings resonate It pains me so, how the time moves forward, never backward This fever over me Won't be gone, won't just let me be free I wish I was ancient history I'll have a grand dad time!