We went to the zoo We learned a thing or two Animals die just like you and I Even bears have heart attacks And even lions have heart attacks There's no need to cry, Mother Nature tries And even cows have heart attacks And even baby dinosaurs have heart attacks They don't exercise and they eat too much fat And even leprechauns have heart attacks And even Nostradamus had heart attacks (I knew it) It's just nature's way, it happens every day And even Bob Marley cover-bands have heart attacks Even cheerleaders, trees, and birds have heart attacks If we knew why, we'd know the meaning of life If they'd just exercise maybe they'd survive their heart attacks!