Aloha, y'all! Let me show you what time it is, poi! Well I'm so ho'in', they call me Don Ho With the rhymes slidin' hotter than Kilowea's lava flow Pina colada on the Magnum P.I show We'll bust ya old school like Hawaii Five-O We dropped a bomb on Pearl Harbor With our sonic air raids And when we get off the plane Y'know we always get laid Sure the girls really dig us They really like to flirt Tonight at the luau We're gonna smoke the gra** skirt! Rikki tikki tava mooka lakka hocka lao Leah Lielu poppa-locka leaky seekee kao Chewbacca maui wowee empanada kiki dee Wukunuku honolulu word to Bebbe Bebbedee Hangin' ten before breakfast Eatin' coconuts for brunch All you s**er DJs We pack a mean Hawaiian PUNCH! Aloha, y'all! Olly: you said that in the beginnning, dude Sifl: yeah, but it means hello AND goodbye Olly: are you sure? Sifl: oh yeah