[Verse 1] Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party Look who's back, Stay Away Joe Chock taw, chick a Shaw, going to drink me hearty Welcome back, Stay Away Joe [Chorus] Stay Away Joe they call me Stay Away Joe, oh yeah But if you need me call me Hoop and a holler and I'll be there Ho [Verse 2] Who keeps turning up like a bad penny Take one guess, Stay Away Joe Always finding trouble a-plenty Oh my yes, I reckon you know [Chorus] [Verse 3] When two lips are right for the picking Who crops up, Stay Away Joe I love them and leave them screaming 'n kicking Giddy up look at him look at him go [Chorus] Stay Away Joe they call me Stay Away Joe, oh yeah But if you need me call me Hoop and a holler and I'll be there Hey