Sid Roams - Brace Yourself lyrics

(Verse 1: G-Mo) As a four year old I was eating Oreos Getting s**ed through a glory hole Slapping b**hes on the Maury Show You know how the story goes b**h that ain't my f**ing baby, I just can't afford it ho Maybe it's Nobe's son I know I'm not the only one To put a hole in one without a rubber, she's an open s*ut I'm going nuts, I'm coconuts Curb stomp you in Platforms, your f**ing skull will crush It's hardcore, not Blue Clues I'm from South Park & I say what I choose to You can take this f**ing verse straight to the Newsroom & print it on the front page of your paper, make it huge dude Illmaculate theif, strapped to the teeth The f**ing cops ain't capturing me When I'm clapping the heat You can be innocent or with the sh** I'm hitting everything but little kids p**ys (Hook: G-Mo) Better Brace Yourself, Muhf**a better Brace Yourself Better bang yourself, co*k the shotgun back then bang yourself Better Brace Yourself, Muhf**a better Brace Yourself Better brang some help, cause I'll leave your a** missing like Dave Chappelle (Verse 2: G-Mo) Do I play games? sh** nah! Tell Jigsaw That I'll cut his mothaf**in' lips off! Get lost When I come through with the blades & razors Got the kids yelling "Stranger danger!" Chase the neighbors dressed like a f**ing caped crusader Here to get rid of you fakes & haters! f** all yall! Oddball, in the third grade playing dodgeball Ass naked with socks on, it's not wrong If you ask me, I'm a dam beast Dead bodies in the backseat from last week so pa** me The doobie. Hip Hop, I'm back up in that booty Spitting this sick sh**, hawking loogies. I'm loony I'll wrap f**ing dog in a spider web and bite his head Chop him up and fry his legs like a China man & if P.E.D.A. expects me to b**h up and sympathize They can just eat sh** & die.... b**h (Hook: G-Mo) Better Brace Yourself, Muhf**a better Brace Yourself Better bang yourself, co*k the shotgun back then bang yourself Better Brace Yourself, Muhf**a better Brace Yourself Better brang some help, cause I'll leave your a** missing like Dave Chappelle