The time has come to talk about the place I work my name's Ean and I'm a computer dork I'm not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz but I have a good time playing this techno weenie gig I answer questions that come as phone calls features, drivers, upgrades and net installs and once I had to despite my total shock tell some guy just how to use a number lock he didn't know how to use a number lock We're a bunch of computer dorks and that's the way we wanna be just having fun but getting paid for work I must be a computer geek We go home and play on the internet email, ftp, and the world wide web Friday night I hang out with all my friends We go surfin' out on the internet you'll find me surfin' out on the internet