Kind of a boy and kind of a girl I drink drink drink drink drink until I'm finding myself alone for a while when the most I've got is a half eaten smile I know that Speed Stick causes cancer but you see there's seeds of hope in a cigarette bu*t I'll drink and drink and think some more 'till I hang us both, maybe or... try to make the best of a bad situation try to make the best of a bad situation your taxes mow your lawns in your old age contagion but I try to make the best of a bad situation A beautiful girl she twist her hair I break my neck falling down stairs I thought a lot about the world around 'cause when I thought about myself it brought me down There's a name for you on a bottle of bourbon There's a name for you on a bottle of gin There's space for you in a bottle of bourbon is there room for me can you let me in