[Verse 1] Guess what I'm back for an attack Oh wait i already did that rap Girl you need an a** slap You tripping, put the clip in And shoot you in the fat rack Soldiers from Iraq Stole my imac So he can skype His wife who's Busy s**ing on my sack The call me a dick Cuz i spit sh** that makes you sick Makes you sick to your stomach You think i care if you like that I might act a bit deranged, b**h i am crazy I'm a puppet, that's how the f**ing devil has raised me And you know what i say, when i say 666 I'm the one who was sent here to make you insane see I'm a pervert, i invented the term you're familIar with Burning rubber, let me know if you catch my drift I just took a sh** And i'll tell you If you don't take me for serious I'll use the devils power And make you feel delirious [Hook] They call me Satan Cuz thats my name It's my game to play It's written on my face They call me Jack Cuz i rip you faster that Jason A fact, is that i'll k** a ho Just for biting my sack They call me a terrorist Cuz of the way that i act So what if i have a machete hidden in my backpack They call me Dumawk Cuz i do not, like to talk About the way i walk Then you ought to f**ing know That's my name [Bridge] I don't know what they told you What they told you isn't real I'm not a f**ing terrorist Do you know how that feels (great) My mother always said to me "mother f**ing p**y stop acting so f**ing gloomy" Too bad those words never did sh** Cuz i'd just go right back to it [Verse 2] I'm a murderer, put me in prison with people I don't like, it's more painful than having my wisdom teeth pulled I'm a weasel, or some kind of rodent Feeling omnipotent Feeling oh sh** I threw ex-lax into the f**ing ocean *sigh* i think i might've taken something I could've sworn those were Tic-Tacs, I've starting seeing some things Why's that unicorn wearing a baseball cap I may fall back, on my great ballsac [Hook] [Verse 3] A beanbag chair What a mean f*g there "oh hey have you seen wade" No one has seen wade where "i'm a ghost, haunt you forever Better get your cross Cuz when you come across me You will never feel deader" Yeah read the header It says "stop reading the f**ing header" Okay okay lets just go and read this letter It's blank now i just feel better Ok, that's time, no more fat rhymes Time to go on a diet All of the fat idiots buy it Quiet, i think i hear something Maybe it's nothing Oh no it's something It grabbed my knees He has a chainsaw He's sawing me in half It f**ing hurts Come on mommy, do something other than laugh (hahaha) I'm in pain I don't mean to complain but mom You gotta stop him from sawing my f**ing co*k off (little sh**) It's enough, i could care less about my legs I don't think they're necessary to get off Then it all stopped And i landed in Disneyland, everything was on fire The people working there are never gonna retire (damn it) Than Satan popped up in front of me I couldn't even say for the love of me (damn it) [Hook] (X2) [?]