Shuffle-T - Shuffle T vs RS lyrics

[Round 1: Shuffle T] This motherf**ing guy has been to London Dungeon twice He's gone on all the funnest rides and taken pictures of London Eye and that's fine You can do all that other sh**e That bits not what really cuts me up inside The only thing about tourists that bugs me just a slight Is on escalators when you don't stand on the f**ing right Honestly, you need to be bumping up your life Isn't not like you haven't been asked a couple hundred times Cause if I'm in a hurry and I come in rushing by You had better hope to God you're waiting on the other side Speaking of God, did you know he's religious? He's so religious he'd open the door to Jehovah Witness Invite them in for loads of biscuits to discuss why milk is so delicious He's so religious, every night he hopes and wishes He wakes up with open stitches from stigmata to show the vickers I'm not hating mate I like the Bible I found some parallels that are quite insightful See you're worshiped in SPL, you're like their idol You've pretty much got their highest title But they sent you to battle me which is kind of spiteful Cause this is a different league cause those guys don't like you The similarity I'm putting right beside you Is you and Jesus both got f**ed over by your disciples But you shouldn't even be battling with me Cause you're a Christian so that angle doesn't meet Cause Christians always meant to turn and leave the other cheek So when I finish this verse you shouldn't even f**ing speak Now I didn't wanna speak about her But your mother's sweet and sour is really f**ing weak in power Out of all the places I've eaten out of that's the one I'd least devour She made some sh** with wheat and flour, seasoned carrots, leak and [?] And expected me to eat for hours? I said I'd rather eat Chihuahuas She said, "Fine. Number three for starters." Now everyone's about to hear his lame bars next Typical utter sh** about gay a** s** Spit that I'll k** you And when the cops have came I guess You'll hear the Sound Of Da Police, okay R.S.? [Round 2: Shuffle T] Freestyle Keep talking sh** and it's gonna get ugly You can't have a go cause my girlfriend loves me She's beautiful and straight up lovely And s**s my noodle almost as good as your mumsy A billion Chinese people fill the Earth there's too many So a lot of parents feel the urge to take their kids have them concealed in dirt Keeping the boys and getting rid of the girls They take the ones they don't want to begin to purge No funeral, not even buried in the church The question that I really have to bring in first Is why the f** wasn't this b**h k**ed at birth? Cause you're skinny I bet at any time of day you can't find a cake in this writer's place You need to invest in some kind of giant steak to beef yourself up to a fighter's weight Cause when I look to you right away I can a minor waste with a minor's waist I don't know why Don't Flop would even sign this fake Just cause of last September's tidal wave when you probably decided to fly away Doesn't mean we have to let in every kind of stray Going on about blasting the chrome and b**hing about how you're hardly known Every Asian rapper thinks they master the throne But you're a Syco sipping Jin if you think you're in A-Cla** of your own So I'll straight destroy this gay Malaysian lady boy likes to play it coy And bathe his face in an*l toys You get blatant joy from laying naked and taking facial groin from your mates Abe, Jake and Roy Until their tasty waste deploys You'd never hold your own in this battle so pa** the mic This guy can't handle me when I get in a bar fight I'll hook you with a left and jab you with a fast right Cause I ate Chinese for breakfast, you're just leftovers from last night And I don't wanna hear you come with the hugest flips Chinese rebu*tals do not work for you or Jin So don't cry if I do give you a diss Cause yes my shoes were made in China and my shoes are sh** [Round 3: Shuffle T] If I see you outside of here I will snipe him You say you'd rather leave off your ear; call me Mike Tyson On SBL I saw you and Flames in a past battle He came harder than you he can grime with some fast ammo And he's part of your crew? The best rhymer by far fam' so R.S. means Real Silhouette because you need Flames behind you to cast shadows So go ahead, try denying Flames is the best mate But if you did, you would be dissing your best mate So I've played you as if it is a chess game You can't make your move so this is officially checkmate I'm not afraid in the battle, I couldn't give a ma**ive f** Cause he's just jealous of me really Well I'm afraid you're out of luck Yes it's kind of creepy Mate you couldn't hang with us R.S. wants to beat T but can't so hang it up You're up against your master so you outta bow You walking 'round like you're the most cool in town But like a hoard of clouds your style is watered down It worked in SBL but you're in different borders now Speaking of SBL you all aren't quite great On some ninja sh** I hope you fall on spikes mate Your best couldn't win going all fricking night mate So SBL means Singapore's Bringing Lightweights f** it I'll attack his head and start smashing it til I fractured it So grab a ma**ive pack of [?] and ram it in when I'm battling Any man or kid will be staggering stammering standing in shock like a mannequin I'm planning on tackling actors in their abdomen Jam a carrot in your mother's back pa**age and let her wrap it in I don't even have to think You're wack so pack it in I'm an angry animal that's savaging slap, dash your haphazard f*g I happen to rap against So bring me battlers I'll damage 'em whatever ma**ive thing White, Chinese, European or African