Shuffle-T - Shuffle T vs Liquid lyrics

[Round 1: Shuffle T] This motherf**ing guy's nose is doubled up in size The first time I saw it, it was not that bloody wide On a scale of 1 to 10 I think it was something like a 5 And in the space of two months man it's punched above a 9 Really though, you have the biggest nose I mean, you must pick it loads I bet you can fit your toes in the hole Stick a whole [?] bowl in it bro Anytime he sniffs and blows the breeze makes it so fricking cold it feels as though winter's broke If this bloke ever chose sniffing coke it would show Bits of snow up his nose which it froze big as those Christmas clothes That's too bad man, that thing is too huge I haven't seen one that big, even on Youtube If you got it pierced with a brand new loop dude Kids on the street would use it to shoot hoops through And on another subject, you named your label "Gang Records" It's cute innit? If there's an award for uninspiring names, you'd win it Seriously, you need to take that sh** to improve limits Cause G.A.N.G. stand for Get A New Gimmick No, no, no, Liquid is a gangster Of course he is, just think of all the scores he hits The protection he offers the stores and sh** The fact that he's been inside more women than the Jordan Shore abortionist He tortures b**hes with a more morbid twist than the awful f**ing script of Saw 4 was fixed How can you guys be ignoring this? Nah, I'm just kidding you boring prick He watched Godfather 1 and got obsessed with the world And now he's got it all Except for the furs, the money, the d**, the success or the girls The fear, the style, the respect from the firms The loyalties, royalties, the depth of his words The ride, the pride, which he'll never deserve The tears that cry when he's buried in church But hey, he makes a mean irrelevant verse He's so desperate to be a gangster I thought it was a piss take I saw him take someone's daughter hostage and lock her in a big cage He cornered the mother and said, "He's what you do to keep the kid safe Go online right now and order ten copies of my mixtape." He's a terrible gangsta He's still learning some of it You know how you're meant to put a horse's head on a bed? He put a gerbil under it He went to pay respects to The Godfather and he burped in front of him He'd only rob a bank that had the word "s**m" in front of it Nah, but your label is amazing and you guys have some sick plans And I'm sure it'll be appreciated by...all of your six fans But I've heard your music mate, every track you make is bland So how are you a gangster when you can't even make a decent hit man? You're a wannabe gangsta b**h and you just won't be defeating I'll battle anyone, I give a f** who's in the scenery I will slice your neck and then I'll punch quick repeatedly Call me Michael Phelps cause I can cut through Liquid easily [Round 2: Shuffle T] Ahh, I wrote this sh** without the pen Dissing my girlfriend's not something you wanna shout again Because I've seen yours and I'd give her one...out of ten I love my girlfriend. Don't ever bring up my girlfriend. Yes? Liquid made his own label cause no one else heard the sound of his rapping Nobody could be proud of the fact that they founded this f*ggot So unfortunately he got turned down on account of these factors And this is my impression of how that would happen {Shuffle impersonates a record exec} Ahhh, I got your CD Ahhh, I expected something a little more complex I mean I get the fact that you wanted to fill it with content But you might wanna make a multi syllable song next? Also, there's a track called, 'If Music Was Female'; that's not an original concept I listened to the rest and I was far from pleased I expected some heavy hip hop, real bars and schemes