Shrug - Diary lyrics

How do you do? I am a lost boy I was sent for you to enjoy My brain is tasty 'cause I like to read My body's honey fed and set to bleed Show no mercy I don't need it How do you do? This is the worst-case scenario This is the last place you wanna go Don't wanna lose face My charter member of the rat race Show no mercy Not yet, anyway I don't want to show up in your poetry Your dirty mind or dirtier dreams I can see where this is heading And I suspect that all you really want from me Is kindling for your diary I was alive in the '70s Grew up with muscrat love and baby tees Star Wars was cool but damnit won't you please Save me from my disco miseries? You can't make me Shake nothing, no, no, no, no I don't want to show up in your poetry Your dirty mind or dirtier dreams I can see where this is heading And I suspect that all you really want from me Is kindling for your diary What you, were you, when you, why you? Won't you let me slide right by you? What you, were you, when you, why you? Why won't you let me slide right by you? What you, were you, when you, why you? Why won't you let me slide right by you? What you, were you, when you, weren't you? Why won't you let me slide right by you? Won't you let me slide right by you? Slide right by you, hey hey hey I don't want to show up in your poetry Your dirty mind or dirtier dreams I can see where this is heading And I suspect that all you really want from me Is kindling for your diary