Showoff - Bad Date lyrics

They said the day we got together we'd fall in love like birds of a feather, and that we'd have lots to share. All that happened was me screwing up, I accidentally touched her bra cup. Lighting my cigarette I accidentally set fire to her hair... I guess what I said had a lot to do with it, She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like sh*&%. I tried to kiss her and I got bit... [Chorus] I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID We went out to eat I sneezed in her food she punched me in the face and called me rude. I thought the evening was going great. I spilled her drink I ripped her dress. I accidentally grabbed her breast. Elbowed her in the face trying to clean up my own mess. [Repeat Pre-Chorus and Chorus] [Instrumental] [Chorus ]