Showboat Blastoff - Timestamp lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Hop on my Pegasus My land speeders in the shop Have you met my new driver, let me introduce babygoose Snodgra**, babygoose, babygoose, Snodgra** Show me your underarm rash you'll catch a pickle in the Trash En la basura for sure, no estoy hablando tuna If you wanna talk like you know me, feel free to kiss my cannoli If you got hair on your toes, well put some veet on your feet And if the hondos in my nose ill hide my meat in your seat Last time I came to visit Knock knock who is it I'm here to cash in my credits for a gander at your breastisis Cue the rude faces from your receptionist And no offense Your futuristic furniture is like sitting on scissors So I suggest you toss it in the rubbish bin, pronto You can catch me with Julian Assange Aka Duck L'orange acting Strange' Wearing berets making totally outrageous purchases You have to see what this man can do with an iphone 4s and a cantalope That's straight art baby! [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Sometimes the golden goose smells like moose That's deep Keep my receipts for pomme frits in case of mistaken identity And then I make a total scene just so the employees remember me Then the receipt serves as a time stamp time stamp [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] O last Friday night I was at the Brunswick zone Just ask the shoe guy if he remembers me and my pit bull acting out scene 47 from Attack the Gas Station I was playing the part of No Mark, and my dog played a dead on rendition of Mu Dae-Po All performed in its original Korean I never said I was frogman, but I guess theres a first time for everything Like when I made a mr t necklace made completely of silly string Jumped in a cab, late for dinner with the Hulk His rump roast blew a fart, and he took some pictures with the chef Well that's hot, like the time I heated up, a bronze statue of an athletic cup I used that lazer from real genius, and now I got the wetlook on my real penis Now that's a real original look, I had to call the photographer to schedule some new head shots!!! Im on your carpet with my shoes on after stepping in dog sh** Giving a tutorial on how to do the running man, running man And later on tonight im gonna hit off the bar and pull the old “I just had lasik surgery gag”, that's a cla**ic (Crowd noise) Hey ladies, whats your majors? Girl 1: Omg are your eyes bleeding? Girl 2: That is so messed up Just had lasik babes! [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Sometimes the golden goose smells like moose That's deep Keep my receipts for pomme frits in case of mistaken identity And then I make a total scene just so the employees remember me Then the receipt serves as a time stamp time stamp [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] Sniff, Who farted? That's a question I ask outloud before I enter any room, funerals included. When someone lets out a blast I sit back and bask Its smells like warm trash With just a twist of a** Now sit back and make the moment last Ive been dipping my testicles into multiple chemicals trying to keep all the wrinkles at bay Now im as smooth as a swimcap so fasten your chinstrap Cause im taking reservations for my final presentation All my homies take your places here in homeostasis Keep your cocoon right, oxygen level green in a tux looking mean Designer chromosomes, ball joint chromed out elbow Spinning Gucci rag makes u want to vomit in a bag Drop your top when u see me, I said drop your top when you see me No I don't work here im just but whats going on under your labcoat And whats going on with the fact that you don't call gooses geeses, that was the title of my senior thesis Instead of turning it in I put it directly into the professors garbage can I released a gaggle of doves while wearing a pair of mickey mouses gloves It was awesome I celebrated with an ice cream cone Not now chief im in the zone [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Sometimes the golden goose smells like moose That's deep Keep my receipts for pomme frits in case of mistaken identity And then I make a total scene just so the employees remember me Then the receipt serves as a time stamp time stamp