Showboat Blastoff - Smoking That Salmon lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Raise hands if you ever eat snail Raise hands if you brush your teeth with lobster tail That's the way that I can clear out a room Then I set my autopilot destination moon Mid flight switch it up go to venus Got a clone army and they think im a genius Go to google to look up a voodoo curse Just to turn my friends against me Then I wish for the worst Well its feet first, feet first If its murky at the bottom Padawon you gotta jump in feet first Ask my man flattop what he'd do different He types slow so just give him a minute Rubber snakes, drop ceiling, and a dimly lit bathroom stall Im on a mission, I hope he doesn't have a heart condition Im not going thru that again Im still picking up the pieces I ruined xmas for my favorite neices Cause it's the way of the new world As their flashing all the name brand logos behind me Any mention of my man Biff Tannon, gets your head cutoff and fired out my cannon [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] Its hard to take me serious with cybertronic yoda hanging out my backpack I just leave him there and I pretend that I can't even see him I had him programmed to just keep asking what he did wrong I freeze him out, Its quite uncomfortable on very long trips But let us move along, I think im hungry for some pastries! Feeling silly standing in my gilly suit, watching Goof Troop with artificial stench around my poop shoot Handheld Antannae and Liquid heat, hey wait a minute A grip of jockstraps and you got yourself an alpha beta salad Breaking bricks, getting chix! That's what my clever shirt says to promote the fact I could do karate Well Who said my bu*tocks not strong O I thought you said my bu*tocks is not strong Either way wheres your keys, clear your doubt And protect your face when I fire them out INNTM I need new theme music, im thinking car chase or even slap ba**, which evers gonna come out cheaper Sitting in a purple hatchback testing new sensors that lets acid flashbacks trigger laughtracks , I'm Lawrence Learning [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon If your jumping on the salad youll catch a spoon full of dannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] If your taking out the trash it just goes better with salmon If your watching laugh trax it just goes better with salmon Wanna check the owl from clash you best be packing that salmon If you wanna make the moment last, best step out and pick up some more salmon It just goes better with the salmon [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] So you better Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon If your jumping on the salad youll catch a spoon full of dannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon I'm smoking that salmon I'm smoking that salmon