Showboat Blastoff - Pull Up Some Stoop lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] Hang Drywall Well pull up some stoop Or are you too sophisticated Can't you tell our eyes are already dialated Peter likes to call these the Cheap seats Mouth full of spaghetti, I don't argue with him Weve only been out here for an hour already ive seen three guys with machetes get ejected from a furry party That on its own seems quite exhilarating, then a woman with a dogleash asks me if ive seen her Sweet Cheeks I say that I threw away my telescope, the look of confusion told me she didn't quite get my joke Panic, drop quick to the ground, jamming multiple rocks in my mouth, tiny incisions while clapping out beats and doing impersonations of Richard simmons This move has never failed me Plan B was act just like a wizard, I have a cape made out my bedsheets Bad decisions just won't leave me alone I just made a quite large investment into dogsh** flavored bubblegum A time portal opens its not a hard decision, grab a survival pack and secure a rope securely around your waist and face Survival pack is mostly types of frozen dinners And energy cubes made out of actual energy cubes Either that or Im stay at home Ah yes, I'm staying at home [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Eat roaches make money Hang drywall make money Rent mopeds make money Potato battery make money [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] The moon is actually a potato with the potential to simultaneously power 2 small earths for eternity. Energy crisis overted. Your welcome That is so true Im totally a buffoon for the moon I have an authentic asteroid belt to keep my name brand pantaloons from falling If you ever want to buy me a scone ping my rescue beacon or you can pop a cap off from your flare jammy OR YOU CAN su*k MY LIFESTYLE Theres demons all around, can you feel the power I have the soul of a powerful medicine man in this amulet around my neck im just playing with you Because Medicinal talisman, they hold no power on me The one I rock is strictly fashion please don't squeeze the shaman But If feminine itch should ever cease to exist, best bet its related to my astral projected trips to the amazon Astral projection is really my preferred mode of transportation these days, Its safer and really cuts down on our dependence on foreign oil Commercial over! Its time to get back to my official mode business Where I sit on the stoop with Peter sipping on a svedka litre If your seat's petite feel free to flash me a cheek and female biker scouts please chase me through the FORREST FORREST Flip on my flatscreen, have some drinks, some nightlife Then we hit the city, dead on, weird science marathon Im strictly top shelf, in fact I depants myself then I remember I have work in the morning [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Eat roaches make money Hang drywall make money Rent mopeds make money Potato battery make money [Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff] These are just a few ways you can make money Buy now, ill throw in this cookie jar, its a usb flash drive, and it can also hold your parents ashes, and also cure some common rashes That's not all, use the code FreakMode, at the time of checkout And maybe Ill text a picture with my dickout And if you Act now, ill double your order then double it again And drop a catch phrase like “I didn't take my medicine” If you have a rotary phone jump out the window Please Ditch the rotary phone, its strictly touch tone Our Operators are standing by, so if you're a hoarder, place an order Theres still room in your rotten food refrigerator So what if itll Make your family cry , just imagine the joy when the van pulls up and out pops the ups guy (Door bell) I have a delivery for a dogsh** eating bu*tface? O bobby why? Did he order more sh**? THIS PRICK I can't even walk in this dump BOBBY GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Eat roaches make money Hang drywall make money Rent mopeds make money Potato batteries make money Sniff jockstrap make money Blame numbers make money Jack gas price make money Jack gas price make money Deception makes money Deception makes money Deception makes money