Showboat Blastoff - Hushmoney lyrics
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Ba Ba Ba Ba bu*tcheeks You got to have deep pockets to have a mind as sick as yours Give me my give me my give me my hush money Grab your wallet and be prepared to drop your drawers Give me my give me my give me my hush money [Verse 1: Showtboat Blastoff] Well Mr. Morality Smile for the camera as you open up the envelope Never seen no photos like this Well if this is your mistress, who is this guy with the giraffe Whys he got peanut bu*ter on his a** And I never seen anything quite like this Fisting a fish while sipping on a gla** of dog piss And in this one I don't even know where to start Where does go to score endangered whale farts And I get it how you run this town In your clown makeup dressed in a woman's night gown Do you think that you could look your kid in the eye As you give a dog a piggy back ride as you wave goodbye As you hit off rest stop after rest stop Ever get bored of getting whipped with an extension cord Well I got it on camera, and the tape don't lie You gave a lapdance to a guy while getting hit with a pie The footage was so touching it'd bring a tear to the eye of every American as it hits the news at 9 Well I know you love your family So paypal large sums of cash to me And carry on here just so casually Give me my give me my give me my hush hush hush hush hush money [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Ba Ba Ba Ba bu*tcheeks You got to have deep pockets to have a mind as sick as yours Give me my give me my give me my hush money Grab your wallet and be prepared to drop your drawers Give me my give me my give me my hush money [Verse 2: Showtboat Blastoff] Spiderman suit naturally with the a** cut out Playing around with time travel watching your family ties unglue Im not here to judge, just trying to wet my beak while you pummlehorse some bu*tcheeks bu*tcheeks, Add it to your calendar Set a reminder for everyday guess whos working late But before you stop off you gotta do the drop off Leave a briefcase, 1080p hd I see your face You never seem to look the least bit concerned In a bathroom stall straight to voicemail when you wife calls Wheres my envelope, cause this ain't my evelope, this one is light After what I saw lastnight now your paying double Oh, and I almost forgot Be so kind to follow me feast your eyes on my new insurance policy You really have to be alittle more careful with your horse saddle, baby rattle and your dna laden cricket paddle Cause if this if this falls into the wrong hands its not long before your tied to the disappearance of that strongman And let me be the first to point out, I deserve an emmy for the clip of you taking the stairs on that lunch tray NUDE Acting totally rude Wearing church shoes sitting on an upsidedown bar stool And by the way id see a doctor about this mole by your hole Just some friendly advice, or I could just tell your wife From my telephoto lens I can see your bu*thairs are a tad bit crummy Cough up my hush money I got xray vision, don't bother to close the doors Give me my hush money Your triple X roller derby is gonna land me on Forbes Give me my Give me my hush money When you pa** they gotta take your brain and study it Cause man, your into some seriously dark bizarre funny sh** [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Ba Ba Ba Ba bu*tcheeks You got to have deep pockets to have a mind as sick as yours Give me my give me my give me my hush money Grab your wallet and be prepared to drop your drawers Give me my give me my give me my hush money